So attracted to uuUUUuuuUUUuUuuuuuUUUuUUuuuuUUuuuuu n I can’t stop
June 2013
if an iguana smokes weed is it called a mariguana
“You’re a different human being to everybody you meet.”
—Chuck Palahniuk (via setbabiesonfire)
if i had a nice body my life would improve by at least 500%
I feel like crying and punching someone in the face at the same fucking time.
Some1 talk 2 me
- me: *pulls up to the drive thru*
- cashier: hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for u
- me: can i get a hell yeah
“Sometimes, I feel the past and the future pressing so hard on either side that there’s no room for the present at all.”
—Evelyn Waugh (via arpeggia)
truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like
I’ve never actually wanted someone to have a crush on me back, idk how to do this help
